- Kayla (5 years old): KiKi, my toof came out !
- Me: Oooh, it did ?
- Kayla: Yes !
- Me: Are you excited ?
- Kayla: Mmmhmm.
- Me: What did you do with your tooth?
- Kayla: i put it in the toilet!
- Me: THE TOILET?
- Kayla: yes !
- Me: KayKay, you cant put your tooth in the toilet!
- Kayla: It don't matter . I'm still gonna get a dolla from da toof fairy doe !
- Me: No you're not, KayKay !
- Kayla: Yes I'm is. It's goin under my pillow .
& now i’m thinking about how i’ve never smoked a day in my life . not because d.a.r.e. worked or because i really care about what people think . the opportunity just never presented itself. from the stories i hear, being high gotta be the shxt . lol guess i’ll never know .
Hearing the PERFECT words come out of the wrong mouth. Ugh.
likeeee, you’re basic as fuck . sit yo ass down . have a seat \_